yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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