The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick