if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
