can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
