yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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