in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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