so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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