Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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