Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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