Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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