I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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