who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Is Oprah even human
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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