Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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