I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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