we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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