I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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