bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Damn victory sex feels great
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
