Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
