On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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