Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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