I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I believe in your delicious
i think i just lost a toe
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