I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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