He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
