Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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