This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
false alarm. still invincible.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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