why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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