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Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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