You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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