Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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