You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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