So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I have aggressive nipples.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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