dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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