Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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