Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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