More tranny stories later!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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