giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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