Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
The air was thick with penises
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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