Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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