i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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