It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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