i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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