we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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