I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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