I hate all girls vehemently.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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