there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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