you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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