so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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