How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
only if we run a train.
done.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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