my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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