Christians are straight up FREAKS
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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