Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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