Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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