I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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