Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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