Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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