dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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