you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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