I'm jealous of your bromance
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
