My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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