I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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